Nigeria Connection mal anders

[Rally200_Nbg]

Also dass die kleinen Bastarde diese Abzocke mit Fahrzeugen, reichen Onkeln aus Amiland usw machen is ja überall bekannt - aber heute hab ich mal was ganz neues bekommen.

Nur so zur Info am Rande - ich verkauf Immobilien und hatte da ne Anzeige im Internet zu stehen. Folgende Email erhielt ich hier zu heute :

Hello Andreas,

I am very glad for your reply,I want to assure you that i am going to pay for the property but I would like to make an offer to you.

I am a Captain commanding 3rd Battalion,3rd Marine Regiment with the United States And Britain Coalition Force in Iraq,on war against terrorism.Based on the United States legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq come this year,i have decided to quit the marine and relocate to your country.

I will need a place for myself and that is why I contacted you.On the other hand i want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of $16.2million US.which was recovered from one of our raids on terrorists here in Iraq because they keep most of their money at home for evil activities which they normally get through illegal deals on crude oil.

Based on the suffering we undergo here some of us do meet such luck.It happened that i went for this raid with the men in my unit and i decided to take it as my share for my stress here in this evil land filled with suicide bombers.I deposited this money with a red cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money.It is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money.

I wish to use this money on real estate and investment in that department because i know a lot of money is involved in it,that was the more reason I decided to resign and come over to Europe once I move this money out of here through diplomatic courier service which is the safest means,i don't want to die fighting terrorist all my life.

I cannot move this money to the United states because i will be in Europe for about 8years,so I need someone I could deal with.If you accept,I will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed person and i cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the beneficiary.I am an American and an intelligence officer for that so i have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done.

Please if you are interested in this transaction i will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully.I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why i went to a secured site where I can be sure that the person is real.

I believe i can trust you. where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities which is secured so nobody can monitor our discussions,then i can explain in details to you.I will only reach you through emails,because our calls might be monitored,I just have to be sure whom I am dealing with.

Also I want you to know that am revealing this deal to you with believe that you will never let me down in this business,you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this deal, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you on the next step to take urgently.

If you are interested please reply me immediately so I can contact you for further inquiries.I am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message,if no response after 3days i will then search for someone else.

I am doing this on trust,you should understand and you should know that as a trained military expert I will always play safe in case you are the bad type,but i pray you are not.$16.2million is a lot of money which is the dream of anyone.

I wait for your contact details so we can go on.In less than 7days the money should have been noted on your care and I will come over for my money.I will give to you 30% of the sum and 70% is for me.I hope I am being fair on this deal.

Regards

Captain Jackson Hensel

Die probierens mit allen Mitteln....

wollt ich nur mal loswerden

Gruß Rally

[Brosi]

Ja nee, is klar!

[api]

So neu ist das auch nicht, da geistern auch mehrere von den Kollegen bei mobile und co herum. Und alle haben entweder nen Goldschatz oder jede Menge Geld, welches aus dem Irak geschafft werden muss...

[Arschbrand]

Irgendwo im Netz gibt´s eine Geschichte von einem der die Nigerianer sehr geschickt verarscht hat.

Hat sich als William Suckall ausgegeben oder so ähnlich und den Spieß umgedreht. Auf jeden Fall hat er dann Bilder von den Nigerianern gepostet, wie sie am Flughafen, in der Abholerzone stehen und ein Schild hoch halten auf dem dem steht Will. Suckall.

[sidewalksurfer]

Irgendwo im Netz gibt´s eine Geschichte von einem der die Nigerianer sehr geschickt verarscht hat.

Hat sich als William Suckall ausgegeben oder so ähnlich und den Spieß umgedreht. Auf jeden Fall hat er dann Bilder von den Nigerianern gepostet, wie sie am Flughafen, in der Abholerzone stehen und ein Schild hoch halten auf dem dem steht Will. Suckall.

Klick

[polinist]

das ist eine allseits bekannte Geldwäsche-Masche.

Wenn man näher drauf eingeht brauchen die zuerst noch Kohle von Dir weil sie wen bestechen müssen damit sie an ihr geld kommen.....

[Arschbrand]

Klick

Das ist es!

Danke für den Link, da sind in der Zwischenzeit schon wieder so geile Geschichten dazugekommen.

[Rally200_Nbg]

dass das verarsche is is mir schon klar. ich finds nur lustig, dass die´s echt mit allen mitteln versuchen. und was am geilsten ist, ist dass scheinbar immer noch genug hirnis drauf reinfallen......

[Arschbrand]

Hammer!

:-D

[heizer]

Hammer!

:-D

[Brosi]

Ich finde die Story so geil übertrieben. Wer darauf reinfällt, hat´s echt nicht anders verdient.

Die anderen teilweise bei den Autos sind zwar auch relativ offensichtlich, aber lang nicht so lächerlich, wie das hier.

[Rally200_Nbg]

ich wollt ihm jetzt eigentlich schon schreiben, wann er am hbf nürnberg wäre, damit ich des geld abholen kann. Verkneif ich mir jetzt aber mal lieber - is ja immer noch der firmen account hier....

aber die sind echt sowas von selten blöde....

- zu den bildern - die sind ja einfach nur noch geil. LOL

[Arschbrand]

In mir keimt gerade eine teuflische Idee:

Ich bekomme gerade echte Lust denen die Zeit zu stehlen. Wie wäre es wenn wir als GSF Projekt die Email in bester Scambaiter Manier beantworten. Ich bitte schon Mal um Vorschläge für einen Namen.

Hier ist mal ein pdf von der Seite von einem aus D der es echt bunt getrieben hat.

LINK

[reelay]

Irgendwo im Netz gibt´s eine Geschichte von einem der die Nigerianer sehr geschickt verarscht hat.

Hat sich als William Suckall ausgegeben oder so ähnlich und den Spieß umgedreht. Auf jeden Fall hat er dann Bilder von den Nigerianern gepostet, wie sie am Flughafen, in der Abholerzone stehen und ein Schild hoch halten auf dem dem steht Will. Suckall.

noch einer

[Gnau_So]

Hammer!

:-D

Bei mir kommt da kein Bild. Falscher Link?

Edth sacht, geht bei mir einfach nüscht... Doof...

Bearbeitet 27. Januar 2010 von Gnau_So

[Arschbrand]

So, ich nehme mich der Sache Mal an.

@Rally200Nbg:

Leite mir mal die Mail an folgende Emailadresse weiter asch.brand-an.al.penetr-sysättgmx.de

Ich habe da ein paar Ideen...

Bearbeitet 27. Januar 2010 von Arschbrand

[zektor7g]

Scambaiter ... nie vorher gehört

[Likedeeler]

Solltest Du Langeweile haben: mein Nachbar ist Psycho und bräuchte auch mal ein wenig Beschäftigung von außen...

Kannst bei dem mal ein Bisschen Telefonterror machen, am Besten am Wochenende vor 14.00 Uhr. Da schläft er garantiert

[Basti_MRP]

Yours sincerly,

Scheiß Endreck Unterderbrücke

ha!

[Arschbrand]

Hello Andreas,

I am very glad for your reply,I want to assure you that i am going to pay for the property but I would like to make an offer to you.

I am a Captain commanding 3rd Battalion,3rd Marine Regiment with the United States And Britain Coalition Force in Iraq,on war against terrorism.Based on the United States legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq come this year,i have decided to quit the marine and relocate to your country.

I will need a place for myself and that is why I contacted you.On the other hand i want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of $16.2million US.which was recovered from one of our raids on terrorists here in Iraq because they keep most of their money at home for evil activities which they normally get through illegal deals on crude oil.

Based on the suffering we undergo here some of us do meet such luck.It happened that i went for this raid with the men in my unit and i decided to take it as my share for my stress here in this evil land filled with suicide bombers.I deposited this money with a red cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money.It is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money.

I wish to use this money on real estate and investment in that department because i know a lot of money is involved in it,that was the more reason I decided to resign and come over to Europe once I move this money out of here through diplomatic courier service which is the safest means,i don't want to die fighting terrorist all my life.

I cannot move this money to the United states because i will be in Europe for about 8years,so I need someone I could deal with.If you accept,I will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed person and i cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the beneficiary.I am an American and an intelligence officer for that so i have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done.

Please if you are interested in this transaction i will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully.I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why i went to a secured site where I can be sure that the person is real.

I believe i can trust you. where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities which is secured so nobody can monitor our discussions,then i can explain in details to you.I will only reach you through emails,because our calls might be monitored,I just have to be sure whom I am dealing with.

Also I want you to know that am revealing this deal to you with believe that you will never let me down in this business,you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this deal, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you on the next step to take urgently.

If you are interested please reply me immediately so I can contact you for further inquiries.I am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message,if no response after 3days i will then search for someone else.

I am doing this on trust,you should understand and you should know that as a trained military expert I will always play safe in case you are the bad type,but i pray you are not.$16.2million is a lot of money which is the dream of anyone.

I wait for your contact details so we can go on.In less than 7days the money should have been noted on your care and I will come over for my money.I will give to you 30% of the sum and 70% is for me.I hope I am being fair on this deal.

Regards

Captain Jackson Hensel

Mögen die Spiele beginnen:

Dear Jack

Let me introduce myself to you. My name is Dr. Arsch Brand, I am the CEO of a well developing company in Germany called An Al Penetr. Systems. We are developing tools and consumables for the airline industry.

A friend of mine received an email from you in which you requested help in a financial issue. Unfortunately my friend is not in the position to perform any financial transactions at the moment. For this reason he offered me your contact details. I am very interested in doing some buisiness with you.

I am awaiting your answer soon

Kind regards

Dr. Arsch Brand

An Al Penetr. Systems

Fister Allee 3

69691 Figgen

Ich bin gespannt, ob sie den Köder fressen...

Bearbeitet 29. Januar 2010 von Arschbrand

[heizer]

:-D

wie geil der dr. arsch brand.

[Stampede]

:-D

die kollegen glotzen schon ganz blöd....

[Rally200_Nbg]

jawohl. das könnte des topic des jahres werden. weiter so

[scooterlenni]

Geil! Ich bin gespannt!

[Mad Marc]

So, ich nehme mich der Sache Mal an.

@Rally200Nbg:

Leite mir mal die Mail an folgende Emailadresse weiter asch.brand-an.al.penetr-sysättgmx.de

Ich habe da ein paar Ideen...

Dann mach dich hier vorher mal schlau, besonders in Sachen Microsoft Office Dokumente etc. Googlemail ist gut geeignet weil deine IP nicht mit übertragen wird - oder du benutzt nen Proxy...

[Arschbrand]

Angebissen :

Hello Dr Arsch ,

I hope you are a nice man i can trust and work with and you will keep this deal as a top secret . What happen to your friend, sure you will have to give him some money after the deal. See the details of the deal as fellows

First,let me make you understand my power in affecting the transfer of this funds.As i have already informed you on how this money is been brought,and i know i have equally informed you on where the money was deposited.I am in command of my unit ,i give orders,and i am a marine and you know the respect and honor we control.I do not need to give you any further info.i believe you have the mind to understand even when giving a clue.I will prepare all the necessary documents for approval that the money is yours with a diplomat who is a friend but will not know that you are not the actual owner of the said funds because he is a man of decent mind.He will have my approval before he comes for the clearance of the money.

I will be doing myself a great favor to explain in simple terms how this deal is going to be so that if you will not be able to do it,you can forget about it now please.This deal is for real it is no joke and i want you too see for yourself.I do not know you neither do you know me so we cannot possibly talk of trust in this issue now rather, i have arranged everything in a way that you will have your own share of the funds and you will deposit my share for me in a Swiss account which i will give to you.The only role i need from you is for me to arrange the consignment in your name so that you will clear the consignment as your own but will then take 30% of the funds to yourself and transfer it to wherever you want and the balance of 70% will be paid to a Swiss account which i will give to you.This will be done with the help of the diplomat in Europe.

Now i want you to know that,Every week a red cross relief jet flies to Europe from Baghdad to go collect reliefs from donors in Europe.I have two of my men as security to the airplane.If we come to a concrete agreement,i will contact a diplomat here in Iraq whom i have some of my men on guard in his premises to come seal up a consignment which is with the red cross to the beneficiary in Europe.Then i must have prepared every document making you the true beneficiary of the funds.

I want you to know that diplomats run a Currier service which is called DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE,this service is meant for transferring hard documents,huge funds and precious stones.they call it consignment.This consignment will be registered under their service and will be carried with their diplomatic immunity to any country where they have diplomatic grounds and then deliver it to the beneficiary of the consignment on the grounds where they maintain diplomatic immunity.

In this case,the deal will go like this,Once i register the consignment in your name,The diplomat will seal it and then will send it to Europe after registering it as a diplomatic consignment in a diplomatic box and then transfer it to another diplomat in Europe who will pick up the consignment from the airplane and then deliver it to you.The airplane that will be used in this deal is the red cross jet which equally has its own immunity because of the nature of its work.Wherever it lands in Europe the diplomat in Europe will now go and claim the consignment and then have an appointment when you will come claim your consignment.

As soon as i am through with the diplomat's arrangement here i will get from him the contact of the diplomat that will deliver the consignment to you in Europe and forward his contact and phone number to you so you can have an appointment with him to know when you can come claim the consignment.

I want you to know that,there is what is called a diplomatic transfer account.You will inform the diplomat to help you transfer 70% of the funds to a swiss account that i will give to you and you can have your own,if you equally need his help to help you deposit your own share without any problem he will do it,though this will take a lot of charges from the consignment but whatever it is please pay him once you have the consignment and then send my own share to the account i will give to you.Every charges will come from my 70%,i am a man of honor,you can have your 30% for your help and motor home,i know that is been very fair,let all charges be from my share.

I do not know you and i do not think we equally need to know each other for now,we can only speak of trust and friendship once i discover that my own share is on my swiss account.Then we can really then become very good friends.I know this might come to you as a surprise but i must tell you that with my experience in international politics,i must inform you that 70% of the richest people on earth made their money from such deals and that is why everybody cannot run accounts with so much money in it and not everyone

that can own a rich swiss account.Those accounts are made for such deals where nobody will ask you how you made the money,rather they are interested in making it safe for you.That is their banking policy.

I want you to know that i want to deal with someone i do not know because the deal will have no trace.I am a marine so i have to be careful,this is a wicked world,it is possible that you might be a bad person that may want to put me in trouble so i can deny i do not know you,so it is safe not to know you,but if you are good and can have this deal with me and keep it very secret between the both of us,then in one week we are rich.

If you are ready for this deal,you are required by this letter to furnish me with the information below, as I did told the Red Cross officer that we shall be intimating him with the information of the rightful owner of the boxes.

1. Your Full name

2. Your country of origin and Contact address in

your country

3. Your state of residence and origin in your

country

4. A copy of your international passport /driver's

license/ID.

5. Your direct telephone number

6.Your occupation.

7 Fully information.

Once i receive this i will prepare every document making you the rightful owner of the consignment immediately and will contact you as soon as i conclude arrangement with the diplomat here.I await your immediate reply to this mail

Thanks,

Capt Jackson Hensel

Ich gehe jetzt erst Mal in die Falle und werde meine 2 1/2 Lall ausschlafen, weil ich mit einem belgischem Kollegen einige der lokalen Starkbiere verhaftet habe, und bereite morgen den Gegenschlag vor.

Ich habe das Gefühl, dies könnte der Anfang einer langen Brieffreundschaft werden.

Ich glaube ich werde mich erst einmal darauf hinaus reden das ich als Kind eine schreckliche Krankheit hatte, die mich meines Hörvermögens beraubte. Das löst schon Mal das Problem mit der Telefonnummer.

Für weiter Vorschläge bin ich offen.

Macht mit!!!

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[bischof]

Saugeil. Das Topic könnte ein GSF-Klassiker werden. Mehr davon

[Arschbrand]

Ich werde ihn erst Mal in ein paar militärische Gespräche verwicklen. So in der Richtung, dass ich ein deutscher ISAF Afghanistan Veteran bin und die Gangbang Response Forces geleitet habe.

Das Topic hat Potential.

[ElCattivo]

die Gangbang Response Forces geleitet habe.

muahhhhhhh

[Lambrookee]

Cpt. Jacks on Hensel ( Hensel- Hänsel- Hans...) hmm.

aber er hat wenigsten Karriere gemacht...