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[spice]

Yeah...yeah...yeah...Deep down I'm a nature loving hippie, spreading tolllerance and peace wherever I go

I suggest you go and hugh a tree then, it may help...

[Saunanudel]

I do hug Trees, especially the big gay ones standing, realy, upright in my garden.

I also hump conifers when I'm down in the woods. Love the prick of gorgeous green pine needles.

[Saunanudel]

I know!... you may hate me for that, but I lied when i said I lurve being a Hiippie.

I am realy a Penguin and live in the Antarctis.

Iv'e got a scooter to ride down Icebergs with, a re-enactment of the Titanic...

Bearbeitet 19. Juli 2004 von Saunanudel

[amazombi]

get a grip, man, 'stuff you are talking about is just outrageous.

[Saunanudel]

@Amazombi: Allright, allright that was a whole load of bollocks. I do not, in fact, like plantlife much except those Sorts that have nicotine in them, you can roll up and smoke. In fact, I'm not even a "dab hand" at gardening. Any plant given to me wil almost certainly, end up in the Garden, as the new toilet for the neighbours cats.

[Drome]

whats up?

[Saunanudel]

whats up?

Well as it seems, not much!!!!

We've discussed the finer points of Tree Hugging and Plant life as a whole and seemingly hasn't animated anyone to post here Lazy gits these GSF people y'know! talk a lot of crap somewhere ellse but can't be bothered with important Topics like this one

Could talk about Scooter DIY but why bother? Thats already been covered in the "Technik Forums".

How about Dentistry? There's nothing wrong about a good set of "Knaschers" (Not sure if u write that wit a K) but in the Uk all the Dentists have left the NHS and that'll happen in germany aswell soon.

And as previous Posers, I mean Posters have realized that I do not, in fact, take drugs and see Elefants wishing the floor in front of my doormat, all the interestin tis Topic seems to have subsided

Even those that take pride in Lambrettas here in Germany and are used to dealings of an English nature couldn't be arsed to write anymore. Where's this world coming to when even decent and meaningful Topics, like this one die away without so much as a "I fart in your general direction" or "you stupid english pi-dogs"

Can be depressing sometimes, but, then I should be at a rallye and not be in the Forum...

[nop]

A little old man shuffled... slooooowly into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself... slooooooowly... painfully... up onto a stool.

After catching his breath... he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

[Tomik]

.... but then - I fisted - the tatonca - in every hole .....

Gruß, Tomik ......

@Saunanudel: Schon ne Freunschafts-PM an Baymande verfasst ??

[Saunanudel]

@Tomik: No I thought I'd wait until he dies of old age

[Tomik]

Pretty good, hope u are not going to hate me as you hate Buchtmann !!

.... ....Tomik

[Saunanudel]

Well, I most certainly, would never dream of hateing anyone... I hust haven't as yet understood natures purpose, in allowing the birth of some people

That's a case for the Philosophers here in the forum, I think. Why does nature make so many mistakes? Is there a God and if so, is he drunk? Why is there a "Herd-mentality" and takeing the answer to that question, is God a bloody farmer? Why are some mushrooms magic and others are not? Is ,the power that is, a sadist or why is Soul so hard to dance to?

What is the purpose of the scooter scene in the meaning of life?

Do you ever get a funny feeling writing such a load of bollocks?

Oh, and speaking of Philosophers - and now for something completely different:

The Philosopher's Song

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.

Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.

And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:

"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

Bearbeitet 2. August 2004 von Saunanudel

[Saunanudel]

move on up....

[art_65]

damn...i'm just listening to a song the damn whole day long.

the chorus:

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank

But lean a little bit closer

See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo.

Bearbeitet 23. August 2004 von art_65